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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY
It's when they question me that I get hacked. "So where are you going this evening is such a hurry Mr. Larson?" Who gives a flying fuck where I'm going and why is that any of you business douchbag.
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Or the always clever "What's the emergency?" Gee, I'm in labor asshole, just write the ticket.
My favorite was the State Trooper that pulled me over because he didn't see the temp tag in my brand new truck. As he walked up he noticed and proceeded to warn me that I needed to get my plates. "In five more days I can write you a ticket" Then pull me over in five days, dick.