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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

I can’t believe what I’m hearing. Actually, I really shouldn’t be all that surprised, but this is complete utter BS from you guys. And I know I’ll get flamed for this, but seriously- one of these days- some cop just might save your freakin life. It is not very likely, but you never know…

And yes, I’ve dealt with my fair share of azzwipe cops. I’m a damn hippie after all- they think of us as the lowest scum. But, I’ve also had my fair share of profoundly nice and yes- considerate cops!

It might be because I showed them a little respect when they pulled me over or paid an unwelcome visit to my home. Pay someone a little respect and talk to them like they are human, and they just might pay you a little respect as well. And NO- nobody in my family is or ever has been a policeman or fireman.

But, the fact of the matter is- if you’re speeding- you should EXPECT to get a ticket. If you’re sitting around on your couch pulling from a bong, EXPECT the fact that you might get busted. If you’re jaywalking or beating someone up- you are essentially breaking the law and don’t be surprised if you’re hauled off in handcuffs. Do the crime- pay the fine.

Yea, some of them have bad attitudes- but wouldn’t you? Think about the consequences of their every day job- the fact that every time they pull over a van with a handful of Mexicans they might get themselves riddled with bullets. Every time they pull over a drunken driver, they are exposed to another possible danger. You don’t think this would stress the shit out of you? The fact that society pays them little respect. It’s no wonder these guys have one of the highest rates of alcoholism for a working profession.

I ride around with a Grateful Dead sticker on the rear window of my SUV- and I have no speeding tickets nor do I have any DUI’s- You know why? ‘Cause I’m not breaking the law. I’ve been pulled over a couple of times for being 10 miles over the limit, and both times they gave me nothing but a verbal warning. Now, those are some nice cops. The ones who were pricks to me in the past may be because I probably needed an adjustment on my attitude anyhow.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying cops aren’t azzes- I’m just saying if you break the law and you’re a prick about it- don’t be surprised if the cop is too.

Oh brother, a lecture from the Cosmic Enforcement Agency, spare me.