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Old 12-14-2004, 03:16 PM   #12
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AVN has reviewed tens of thousands of porn movies and after their reading their review, they are pretty sure its a penis.

http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary...tent_ID=207655

When she first enters the frame, ensconced in something “sexy” and looking to tease, it harkens back to those nightmare moments where you’re slightly drunk in a room, waiting to see what it is you really seduced, and out comes someone who makes you wonder, Is it a man, a she-male—and most importantly, what the hell is that bulge between its legs and what are its plans for me?! Yikes!

Problem is, what we can see looks like a bundle of sticksgy bodybuilder with a mullet banging a handsome transsexual. The freak-show, circus-act, car-crash appeal heightens when Joanie pops her clit and it’s not only pierced, but looks like a mini-penis.

After a bit of the ol’ in n’ out, we cut back to Sean talking to the camera in China, stumbling through some obviously improvised lines. We’re oddly glued to the screen to see how bad he’ll get and hoping that we can witness in full-color that mini-penis that speaks inches about steroid abuse in women.

Girls if ya want a big one, juice up, get ready for pimples on your ass, a dick of a clit with a hood like an uncut foreskin and…”Get Ready to Rumble!”


At this point, we could be watching two men have sex. It’s that scary.
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