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Originally Posted by siberian khatru
Dear Iowanian:
Where can I get some mother****ing pie?
Sincerely,
Not A Combat Veteran
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I'm sorry SIberian,
Due to war rationing, in effort to make sure the figting men have enough Hostess Apple, Cherry, Blueberry, and chocolate cream pies, you don't have enough stamps to attain Pie at this time.
I am told, that if you were to take $50 down to Troost and Admiral, and ask "skinny wanda" for "a game of billiards" you can get a half knappy pie to get you through the Pie Tin shortage.