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stumppy · 01-13-2005, 04:52 PM

Dear Iowanian,

I have a somewhat sensitive problem. It's my name. People are always saying things like " stumppy ??? did your wife name you that ?

How can I let everyone know it's just a nickname, just like Tiny is a nickname for a 6' 6'' , 350 lb. man ?
Should I have my enormous unit measured, weighed, and officially certified as OMG huge ? Then show my Unit Certificate to anyone who makes a demeaning remark about my manhood ? Which brings up another question. Where do I carry the certificate ? Folded up in my wallet ? Or should I have it framed with a chain attached so I can hang it on my unit ?
Or, should I just take a picture of it and use that as my avitar ?

Awaiting your reply with digital camera in hand,

stumppy

01-13-2005, 04:52 PM	#141
stumppy New and Improved Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Springfield, Mo. Casino cash: $-2471410	Dear Iowanian, I have a somewhat sensitive problem. It's my name. People are always saying things like " stumppy ??? did your wife name you that ? How can I let everyone know it's just a nickname, just like Tiny is a nickname for a 6' 6'' , 350 lb. man ? Should I have my enormous unit measured, weighed, and officially certified as OMG huge ? Then show my Unit Certificate to anyone who makes a demeaning remark about my manhood ? Which brings up another question. Where do I carry the certificate ? Folded up in my wallet ? Or should I have it framed with a chain attached so I can hang it on my unit ? Or, should I just take a picture of it and use that as my avitar ? Awaiting your reply with digital camera in hand, stumppy __________________ “As a nation, we can endure damaging policies for a four-year term. But we cannot survive a president willing to terminate our Constitution”
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