Thread: Ask Iowanian. Pt II, the Keyboard of Doom
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Old 01-13-2005, 06:12 PM   #147
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Originally Posted by stumppy
Dear Iowanian,

I have a somewhat sensitive problem. It's my name. People are always saying things like " stumppy ??? did your wife name you that ?

How can I let everyone know it's just a nickname, just like Tiny is a nickname for a 6' 6'' , 350 lb. man ?
Should I have my enormous unit measured, weighed, and officially certified as OMG huge ? Then show my Unit Certificate to anyone who makes a demeaning remark about my manhood ? Which brings up another question. Where do I carry the certificate ? Folded up in my wallet ? Or should I have it framed with a chain attached so I can hang it on my unit ?
Or, should I just take a picture of it and use that as my avitar ?


Awaiting your reply with digital camera in hand,

stumppy
First and formost, so as not to Kill the Iowani-column potential...do NOT post a pic. Posters will just continue to have the mental image of a naked Mini-me(not *me*...the dwarf on vh1).

Tell them the Stump refers to the Girth not the length. Iowanian wasn't called "foldiers" in College because he smelled like coffee grounds, but rather resembled the container.
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