Quote:
Originally Posted by PastorMikH
I've always thought dudes were better off dating women that couldn't whip them. Consider yourself lucky to find this out now. Had you waited until after you were married to know that she could whip you, the relationship probably wouldn't end so easily and you could turn into one of those rare battered husbands that's afraid to leave the wife and has to keep being subjected to her violent ways.

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yeppers...
he's already a battered boyfriend...
it's a short step to battered husband...
[creepy music]be careful cosmic...
be very, very cafeful...[/creepy music]