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My ex-wife, seriously.
I was young and liked having a good looking woman from a really wealthy family. I overlooked her lack of ability to hold a coherent conversation and thought I would get used to it. Hell, I thought if I got in the family business I could bear anything.
I was dead wrong.
She thought her car wouldn't start because the key was too cold.
She thought plaster of Paris had to come from France or it didn't work.
She would tip 50% at every restaurant because she couldn't figure 20%, and still needed to write out the equation on paper before giving up the money.
She wouldn't eat cheese or drink milk because she was afraid bacteria would cause a growth in her stomach. She also refused watermelon because the seeds may accidently be ingested and she would have to have the plant remove surgically.
I could go on and on. She was truly the most stupid person I had ever met in my life. Ignorant is okay, ignorant people can learn - she was just stupid.
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