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I used to have a good friend that wasn’t necessarily an idiot, he just had a propensity to do idiotic things. The last one, try’n to make a bigger firecracker by grinding sparklers into dust as fuel for his “bigger bang”, got him killed.
But this one time, he’s remodeling a rental house for his boss and had finished all the sheet rocking, taping and mudding, upstairs when he noticed a nail in the top part of the wall directly in front of the staircase that he’d missed. Not wanting to screw up his sheet rock he stands on a chair at the top of the staircase with a claw hammer pulling, not prying, on this nail.
Well, he finally exerts enough energy that the nail suddenly gives up it’s grip and the hammer comes back and smacks him right in the center of his forehead, knocking him momentarily unconscious and off the chair. It’s by pure luck that he didn’t tumble right down the stairs and break his fool neck.
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