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Originally Posted by Monty
I'll have you know, I do declare....
That I have on clean underwear.....
The reason why,is very clear....
I used some soap on my own rear....
I checked my legs, they were ok...
No matter as I don't wash them anyway....  |
If you don't have a clean rear derriere
No one will stick their tongue near there
Therefore no one will toss your salad
Thus the end of our ballad.