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Originally Posted by Cochise
Sorry, the front office considered that but when they offered the peelers half the going rate for lap dances they were thrown out of the club.
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I was just thinking, wouldn't it suck to have Carl organize your bachelor party? You'd end up with some big fat hermaphrodite with a flock-of-seagulls haircut and only one nostril and Carl saying "Jenna Jameson was available but she couldn't handle the fact she'd have to beat out Roseanne for the right to dance."
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