[MOhillbilly]

Once upon a time there were many crews of skins in my home town.
Needless to say skins like to drink get roudy and stupid ,myself likes to throw parties for the inercircle(always someone elses pad.... tuff shit)

so after a couple hours the factions are all there and full of beer but everyones being good cuz its my bros party ect......my girl gets loaded early and wants to go home.....so the nice guy i am i take her outside on the balcony to get some fresh air and talk her into stayin(no ****ing way im goin at 11)
so i talk her into staying and im thinking COOL now i can get my drink on about this time a goon walks past me up the stares to piss of the balcony onto the street.

Cept instead of the street hes pissing about 4 steps up from me and my girl.
needless to say i lose it(hes a nazi so dont feel bad for him from here out)

he comes down the stairs and standing about three steps up i punch him as he goes down im on top of him and see nothin but whites.get about 3 punches in and i can feel the blood spater about 6 in i can feel my index and middle fingers break about 9 punches in i hear his head break and someone start to pull me off him.

dont let em up and they wont come back.

Ive had a knife pulled on me at the square just some punk kid trying to act tough and after we had beat the dogshit outta his friends who wanted some we circled him and he runs off screaming " this white boy aint gettin cut"

the best part was these 3 fat cows that came over after we leave and proceed to tell us this is there turf blah blah blah and i tell cow #1 look down at them boots. Anywhere those boots go is my turf.
and yell back to the crowd of dudes that just took the ten count " HAHA you chumps gotta send your fat bitches over."

my fingers hurt & i dont really have any funny stories funny in terms that society would think funny but for the Hoods of the world Talk is Cheap and Violence is Funny.