[Donger]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I think you have told that story before... but, no, I didn't remember it.

I like the second ticket part. You'd think the conversation with the cop while receiving the first ticket would've tipped her off. I gotta think it included an exchange similar to this..

"You know why I pulled you over?"
"No."
"You ran that stop sign back there."
"I thought it was optional."

I suppose you also had to convince her the first cop was lying to her when he told her they weren't optional?

Like I said, she was (and almost certainly still is) unbelievably stupid. I'm talking about a level of stupidity bordering on not being able to walk and breathe at the same time.