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Learn how to make animal balloons, I'm sure that will help with your depression.
If that doesn't work, get badgirl to have her friends all call you. Before you know it, you'll feel loved by many.
Otherwise, do what I usually do- drink a bottle of wine, fill your apartment with cardboard cut-outs of your favorite movie stars, and go out on the rooftop and yell, "Joyce? Joyce? Where are you?"
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Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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