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Originally Posted by Cochise
Dear Iowanian,
My girl says that we can't fool around any more until I get less 'fraid of commitment' or something like that. What should I do?
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Iowanian....I'll take this one:
Dear Cochise,
Tell her you love her (you don't gotta mean it!) and that when she learns to bake
good pie, you'll be willin' to get hitched. You'll be back in the saddle in no time.
HINT: Be sure to specify type of pie, and set a standard that is unachievable...just in case
Sincerely, Dr. Kotter