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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy
Dear Dr IOWAN:
Sometimes when I go to the public bathrooms, some men choose to go to the stalls to urinate, rather than go to the urinals, which are vacant. They even close and lock the doors. Why do they do this?
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Iowanian, I know you are a busy man....I'll pitch in here too:
Dear Saul,
Men who engage in the sort of behavior you describe fall into one of two categories: horny and self-conscious. Horny men who've become excited have become masters at the "quickie" in the stall. Such men possess vivid imagination, an extensive pornography collection, and a quick wrist. Self conscious types are fearful they don't measure up to other men who have the confidence to use the urinals. Sometimes they will sneak into a urinal and feign that macho swagger....but only if there are "dividers" between the urinal that conceal his unit from meat-peaking eyes. Hope this helps.
Sincerely,
Dr. Kotter