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By my calculations I have 59 first cousins, not counting 2 ex-step who have lost thier iowani-privileges for being a scumbag like their douchbag dad who has lost is iowani-hometown safe passage privileges.
37 on one side, and I'm the oldest, not counting 2 late additions, who are a few years older, but were never around. The other side I have 22, and there is one cousin 6 months older, but I'm the oldest Male.
For the Most part, we're all pretty close on both sides, with the minor exceptions of a couple of black sheep like every family has.
I have 22 aunts/uncles on 1 side, 12 on the other, and 2 divorces total in the family. 2 Deaths of Aunt/uncle and No deceased of cousins(a miracle beyond belief).
We've got a pretty good battle group if Grandma ever calls up the Iowani-militia.
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