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Originally Posted by jspchief
Heh. Reminds me of the time I crushed up some peppers to put on my pizza. We didn't have any store bought crushed red pepper, so my mom gave me some dried peppers and told me to crush them up and use them. I did it with my bare hands.
A few hours later, I was at the bar, and my dick just started burning like hell. I finally realized it was because the oil was still on my hands, and when I took a piss, it got on my unit.
Not a fun night.
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I was chopping up Habenaros for a 30 alarm chili and rubbed my eyes. I spent the next three hours rinsing out my eyes and lying on the floor wondering if I was ever going to see again.