[Otter]

I have the wierdest visual of the situation right before the cat bite happens. Let me see if I understand this:

You have a house, but it isn't actually a "house", it's a Christian radio station in which you used to live in.

In lieu of the cash most of us normally have to pay for our living arrangments, you've somehow managed to work out a deal to have senile senior citizins come over and listen to music all day.

If these senile senior citizins fail to show up on a daily basis the FCC will begin to badger you and then you'll have dump the barder system of old people for rent.

Makes perfect sense once you look at the big picture.