one time i had a date and i actually got dressed up and shit. I looked good then i went to the gas station and filled up my tank but for some reason the nossle didn't click off when the gas tank was full so it shot gas all in my eyes and eventually got to my ball and ass crack region now luckily i was able to not catch fire but my balls and ass crack burned all night and i took 3 showers but still stank like gas all night long needless to say
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