Only had a few glasses of vino tonight.
Last night a buddy of mine and I got into my jug of moonshine. At one point he decided it would be a good idea to throw the lid away so we had to finish it. As my wife and I were going to bed, his wife was waiting in the car for him while he finished up puking in my front yard. Good times.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
- H. L. Mencken
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