Having that not so fresh feeling during "Aunt Flo's" visit??? Are you tired of purchasing multiple items for the times when "the painter is in town"? Well have we got good news for you!!
From the makers of Kotex, Glade Plug-Ins, and Summers Eve comes...
The Tamplug.
The all-in-one tampon, douche, and freshener when your busy schedule won't allow you to multi-task. As your "lady juice" is being discharged, it is absorbed by the tamplug, then chemically reacts to change into vinegar for cleaning, and gives off a fresh, just cleaned your coffee pot aroma.
Coming soon... for those extra heavy days, the Oreck Tamplug.
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