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Now, my second, and more intriguing question....
Last week, on another one of my many business jaunts here in the Midwest, I was staying at an unnamed, but well-known national Hotel chain. When I checked in, I noticed that they were having a convention that seemed to be attracting a great deal of attention. After checking into my room I decided to wander down to the Mini-Convention Center to see what the attraction was.
To my grand surprise the convention was the Midwest Amateur Adult Movie convention!!! Imagine my surprise when I got to the end of the Hall and noticed that most of the outifts that the "ahem, Ladies" were wearing were great attire for the motel room, but not necessarily the convention floor. When I reached the end of the corridor, I was met by a couple of tree trunks with legs and his fellow Sasquatch and advised that unless I had a pass that I would not be able to even mingle at the entrance to the convention room. Seeing that they both could have used my body in a javelin toss event, i decided that I would retreat and watch the crowd coming and going from the safety of my room. (Did I mention that my room overlooked the parking area where I could get a good look at all those who were coming and going?)
Now, for my question....
Seeing how I prescribe to the "Al Bundy theory" that if something this good happens in your life, disaster is sure to follow should you expect to enjoy the simple pleasure, was I smart in retreating to my room to view from a safe vantage point, or should I have risked life and limb to find my way in, just on the small chance that some future porn star would find me irresistable?
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