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One day there will be a time when the US will win a World Cup. Entire countries will be riled up for weeks and months in support of their team to represent their honor and glory in the international sport that they all worship. And there our guys will be with the championship trophy, with less than ten percent of our population paying close attention... and much fewer than that will have been cheering on the US team before the World Cup qualifying games.

I remember the last time we upset Mexico and knocked them out of the world cup. Children crying in the street, masses of villages in mourning for their pathetic excuse for a soccer team getting beat by a country where soccer is at most the 4th most popular sport.

I once had a friend in high school who lived in England the first 9 years of his life. He was always trying to explain this crappy game to me and how much better it was than all the other American sports. It's so funny how Europeans and other countries love that sport so goddamn much.