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Originally Posted by Bob Dole
If God had meant for Texans to ski, he would have made bullshit white.
(They just LOVE Bob Dole down here. Really.)
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Bob Dole? I thought you were in North Carolina with Liz!!
What about blue? don't they water ski in Texas?
After all, there isn't anything wrong with Texas that a few stragetically placed special weapons couldn't handle!! Right?
(JOKE JOKE JOKE)