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Originally Posted by Cochise
Which of the following reasons was the reason for the split:
1. Jessica being unreasonable about Nick having affair with porn star
2. Jessica's inability to operate even basic household appliances
3. Weight gain
4. Annoying voice/mannerisms
5. Big Roast Beef-ication of the sausage wallet (hey, you can get those 5 for $5.55)
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I'm gonna go with the 5, with a coke
