[Calcountry]

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

"Dear Rhonda,

As a lifelong rabib Chief's fan I'd like to request a huge favor. Can you please do Chiefs fans everywhere outside the KC area a huge favor and call in your favors with the NFL's main office and convince them of the wisdom of allowing the game to be broadcast on ESPN23.

In gratitude, I'd be willin' to introduce you to my big fella, "Jerod."

Sincerely, Phil Clooster"

"Dear Mr. Clooster,

As a HUGE Chief's fan myself, I can empathize with your plight. However, it just so happens that ESPN23 is scheduled to broadcast BBW Lesbian-Bisexual Mudwrestling in that time slot. And it's my national debut. As self-serving as it sounds, I'm going to be unable to fulfill your request.

Sincerely, Rhonda Mass

PS: I'd still LOVE to meat "Jerod" at your convenience; I'd introduce him to "Royal"....as in the Royal Gorge.

Volleyball analogy, "nice spike to my set".