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I'm not sure what I'm drinking tonight, but I'm sure it won't be as cheap as last night.
Apparently, if you're a bartender who appreciates my business and as such wants to hook me up, you need to take into account that I'm a drunken idiot and do so within reason. Else, I must just drunkenly mention to the owner that you just sold me three vodka red bulls and a 32oz pitcher of Miller Lite for $6, and you could find yourself working the kitchen instead of the bar for awhile.
I'm a moron.
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