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Thanksgiving Friday.
Too much Turkey, Pumpkin pie
I strain so hard I close my eyes.
Ate that fiber, turned it brown
it'll take two flushes, to take it down
Turkey base, potato filling
over my pants the gut is spilling
The bubbles rumble, near the bottom
Explosive gas, surely rotten.
You know you'll do it...
take a look
Thursdays menu,
an open book.
So thank you Indians
for the food we borrowed
Oh Look its corn,
see you tomorrow.
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