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Originally Posted by Simplex3
So we have:
1. Go to Wal-Mart: Like you've never seen one of THOSE in the last three blocks.
2. Leave there and drive somewhere else.
3. Fish for something you don't want to eat.
4. Drink a beer brewed by a guy that can't get a job in a real brewery.
5. Piss on a grave.
Yeah, just about covers small town MO. Unless you have some close relatives you'd like to marry while you're there.
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You missed the cookie jars.