01-25-2006, 01:19 AM
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $6491662
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Originally Posted by John Matrix
A brief bedtime story:
So Rausch, I was talking to your mom, detailing a dilemma. I told her I got this whore knocked up, we’ll call her Rauschette, since she was your sister and all. Basically, I shot my load in your mom’s ass and then your dad sucked it out and spit it into your sister’s box. I guess that’s the standard method of impregnation in your family. Seems innovative…I guess. She recommended this great place for me to go for prenatal advice, wished that she had done so with you and your siblings.
Matrix is out.
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Oh goodie, he's awake.
Don't hit and run, stay and play a while.
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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