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I'd like to thank my sense of taste, to account for the blessed fact that the only 3 movies in the top 50 worst above, I've even seen a little of are; Leonard Part 6, Gigli, and Captain America.
Of those three, I think Gigli suffers from Bennifer exhaustion more than raw suckiness. It was blah, but not achingly bad.
Leonard Part 6, was a real letdown. The funny stuff wasn't funny. The stupid stuff was actually stupid, not 'funny stupid.' And the cherry on the sundae was the slow loving shots of pitchman Bill enjoying a COOL REFRESHING THRISTQUENCHING COCA-COLA, puts the product placement parody in Wayne's World II to shame.
Captain America was soul suckingly bad. About on the level of catching sight of a mentally reeruned person touch himself in public. You want to laugh, you want to cry, you want to put a stop to it, but mostly you just want to be somewhere else.
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We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
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