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The epic battle of narcotics vs laxatives has been taken to a new level this morning. 24oz of prune juice followed by coffee. Early reports from scouts indicate a great deal of noise and motion in the enemy camp - it could mean the enemy is going to break camp and run for it! We hope it's a quick and efficient orderly march, rather than the sort of emergency retreat these shock troops are known to effect. Just in case we have a wide open exit strategy complete with books, magazines, matches, and even some dainty flower embroidered hand towels.
Hey, what's better than a poop thread on Monday morning.
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