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Anyway, I noticed that my fingernails were in need of a trim. Naturally, I pulled out my clippers and began clipping away.
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That's my cue to take off my shoes and start popping blisters and peeling off dead skin, blowing my nose and setting down the used tissue on the center arm rest, breaking out the barf bag for some good ol dry heaves.
Let's see who has the stronger stomach.
In other words, do that in your bathroom, not in public.