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I have peacefully lived in my community for close to 3 years, until now.
About a year ago a woman moved in right across the street. A friend of mine came over and parked her car in the street in front of this womans house. Well apparently this was unacceptable, the lady went ballistic about how this car was blocking her driveway, which it was not, and she demanded that we move the car immediately. My friend was sleeping, and I didn't know where her car keys were. My neightbor, who we will refer to as bitchface from here on out, demended that we wake her up to move the car.
Well since this woman has moved in, all of the sudden my dogs are too loud. I got an anoumous letter stating that my dogs are keeping people up. I'm coming home to notices from animal control and now I find out bitchface is trying to have a petition signed to get rid of my dogs, or me, I dont know. I also got a letter form the HOA stating that my dogs are a nussance and they get out all day (WHICH IS COMPLETELY UNTRUE).
The problem is, I'm home at night, all night 6-7 days a week. when are they keeping anyone up, i dont know, becasue I see bitchface leave for work early in the morning, like myself.
So I ask bitchface the other day, when are the dogs being a nussance, and she fails her aras around and says, "All day everyday, when you aren't home." Then she proceeds to tell me it's not just my dogs, but all the dogs in neighborhood. As bitchface is talking, i notice that she has a cat, on a leash. It becomes apparent that this woman is unreasonable dog hater.
I feel like I'm about to go to war, and I am about to put my house up for sale. My realtor asked if I would be willing to sell to low-income buyers through specials programs, and I'm all about it. I want my buyers to own a beat up 78 camaro and out in on blocks in the street, own a loud pitbull just to piss her off.
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