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She reminds me of a g/f in high school who was amazing to look at, straight A's, and rich as a Trump-turd.
Unfortunately, she was damn near reeruned. Imagine Paris Hilton's brain in Sandra Bullock's body (with bigger h00ters.)
She couldn't pump gas but she could work a room to where she'd find the guy who'd dish out the most. Attention, food, drink, clothes, etc.
She's two years from a "You my babby daddy, PAY ME!" lawsuit...
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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