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Last year during the Dallas/KC game, I chucked a plate into the wall and cabinets in the kitchen, embedding shards of glass in the countertop formica and the cabinets. It was immediately after the Ed Perry snap.
I broke my Louisville Slugger on a telephone pole after bashing in a 5 gallon bucket when Nebraska screwed Missouri in 98.
When the Chiefs missed the playoffs for the first time in 7 years in 96, I burned my Chiefs hat and pissed on it.
A few remotes have met their demise at the ends of various Cardinal games.
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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