[morphius]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I always wonder how these things come up in their weekly meetings.

Mohammad (banging gavel): The weekly meeting will come to order. Who has something religious to complain about?

Ali: I do, sir. The goats, they're running around naked.

Mohammad: The goats?

Ali: Yes, sir. And it's really bothersome to me.

Mohammad: And why is that?

Ali: They're temptresses, sir. Temptresses! They wiggle their hips all seductively when they walk, and it makes me aroused.

(Crowd gasps, and looks amongst themselves.)

Mohammad: Too much information, Ali. But anyway, who else is aroused by the hip motions of naked goats?

(Everyone in crowd sheepishly raises their hands.)

Mohammad: Oh, dear. This is indeed a problem. Is it all kinds of goats?

Voice from crowd: The blonde ones! The blonde ones with the long hair. They remind me of Britney Spears.

Other voice from crowd: The young ones! I can't resist the young ones!

Third voice from crowd: This won't include camels, will it?

Mohammad (banging gavel): Order! Order! Since we're all attracted to different types of goats, we will make the order overarching. All goats will henceforth wear underwear.

Voice from crowd: Are they allowed to wear thong underwear?

Ali: Thong underwear? Why? Your honor, thong underwear will just make it worse.

Mohammad: Okay, no thong underwear. Henceforth, goats shall wear conservative underwear that covers the entire hindquarters region.

Voice from crowd: Just to confirm, this doesn't include camels, right?

Mohammad: Okay, that's taken care of (bangs gavel). Next order of business?

Akbar: I'm up, your honor. I would like to attach explosives to this small child and send him into a crowded market and then blow him up so I can kill other women and children.

Mohammad: Any comments from the crowd?

Voice from crowd: Don't put him on a camel.

Mohammad: Agreed. No killing of innocent camels. Otherwise, motion passes (bangs gavel).

You need to start attaching your name to some of this stuff. I expect to get this in an email within the next week!

Well done.