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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Your parents sold one of your kidneys too?
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Yup, mom bought some vodka for herself and her damn boyfriend bought an extra eatin tooth with the money. It was gold and all fancy. He thought he was sooooooo slick when he had it in. Me and my brother got him though. Took that tooth one night while he was asleep and drilled a couple holes in it at just the right angle so that anytime he took a breath or let it out while he had the tooth in it would whistle. It was pretty funny. Well, it was until this one guy started beating him up because he thought he was whistling at his girl and accidently killed him. Oh the memories. Those were good times, no matter how poor we were.