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I’m way short of the required posts to be involved. I’ve only been here a week. Hmmm… maybe I’ll go post more Brazilian babes or other women with nice asses/big tits to get my postings to the legal limit. I do have excellent qualifications though. Here’s a list:
1) I’m a team player. I love others as much as I love myself, except without the intense physical attraction.
2) I speak 15 languages including the African one with the clicking sound.
3) I’m a natural born leader. People follow me everywhere I go, and they watch me, too. Some people say I’m paranoid, but no, that’s leadership.
4) I display ethical behavior. I would never exaggerate my accomplishments.
5) I have high standards. They are so high, in fact, that I despise the worthless laggards around me.
6) I have high expectations. I have the expressed goal of evolving into pure energy and becoming the supreme overlord of the universe.
Wait, I’m too good to be a juror. **** it. Back to checking out the babes and seeing if Eli Manning's bruised ovaries are getting any better.
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