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Originally Posted by trndobrd
I am happy to offer my services as Judge Rain Man's law clerk. I can research the stickiest of legal questions, and find the most obscure case law. I also make a great cup of coffee and can replace the toner cartridge in the copier.
Most importantly, I know to keep my mouth shut when the Judge is in chambers "reviewing transcripts" with that blonde court reporter from the 4th floor.
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I can volunteer as "Assistant law clerk".
I believe trndobrd has the edge on me in experience. 
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