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Originally Posted by Iowanian
I feel for your situation Scott, I really do. As a father of a daughter, I've already accepted the fact that I'm prepared to go to prison if need be when she turns 15.
My plan, is to purchase a blank tombstone and have it engraved "your name here" and an epitaph that reads like "here lies the stinking bones of the first boy to show my daughter his unit".
I think when meeting any young man in pursuit you just have to softly say "if she ever sees your pickle, I'll cut it off".
The trick is making them believe it.
As for your son's band.....send him to band camp. I've got no other advice than to remind him that those panty throwers are someone's daughter.
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Thanx Iowanian, i will make arrangements for that tombstone tomorrow and his pickle will be fed to a dog.