Wow...this is really complicated. Fortunately, I need something to burn some time until MNF...
1. You are at a party, and you meet a brand manager at Burger King. She mentions that she thinks the whole psychotic king ad theme is getting old, but she’s not sure. What do you say or do?
The next morning, sneak into her office while wearing the King outfit. Hide under her desk until she comes in, then pop up slowly, stare at her, and give her a croissanwich. Silently walk away. She'll love it so much that she'll HAVE to keep the King.
2. You are in a meeting with the president of the firm, two other senior managers, three other analysts, two interns, and a client who’s picky about their report. Suddenly, a Nazi soldier throws one of those potato masher hand grenades into the room. What do you say or do?
Ha...easy one. Grab it and throw it back at the soldier, winning the appreciation of everyone in the room. Hey, it works in movies, right?
3. You are on a cruise ship with your boss when it hits an old Nazi sea mine and sinks. There are only two life preservers left, and you, your boss, and your boss’s prized rare medieval anvil are alone on the deck. What do you say or do?
Depends on the boss. I'd say the logical thing to do would be to run off with one life preserver and let the boss and the anvil duke it out for the other one. If your boss is stupid enough to think a life preserver is going to make an anvil float, he probably deserves his fate. (Probably not a very good answer for a job interview...)
4. You and your boss are on your way to an interview. You arrive early and visit the restroom, and while inside you see a pair of feet under a stall and a competitor’s proposal sitting on the counter with another document titled, “Our Top-Secret Plan to Beat [your company]”. What do you say or do?
Pull the fire alarm. Not only will the human belonging to those feet likely be humiliated by having to run out with his pants around his ankles, chances are he'll leave the document lying on the floor, at which time it can easily be perused for any interesting information by anyone who just happens to be lagging behind.
5. You are on a business trip with your boss. At dinner, your boss stands up and accidentally hits a tray being carried by a waiter. The tray tips and the waiter falls. As he goes down, he clutches frantically and accidentally grabs the strapless evening gown of a beautiful woman at the next table, pulling it off of her. Screaming, she jumps up and tries to cover herself with the tablecloth, pulling all of the food off the table. One of the candles ignites the Baked Alaska, and the carpet catches on fire. Everybody runs, and within minutes the entire restaurant goes up in flames. You and your boss are separated amidst the chaos, and you have to hitchhike home because he had the airline tickets. Once you arrive back at the office, what do you say or do?
Take the blame for the entire ordeal. A boss has enough stress, so there's no need for him to have to deal with the added stress of believing he ruined the Baked Alaska. (Mandatory job interview suck up the the future boss answer
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6. Your boss mentions that he’s going to have to move his anvil collection this weekend, and asks for volunteers to help. What do you say or do?
Volunteer my best friend, who still owes me for helping him move three times last year.
7. If you were a planet, dwarf planet, moon, or asteroid, which one would you be, and why?
Hmm...probably an asteroid. You get to do your own thing most of the time, and you always have a bunch of friends around. And if you ever choose to break out of your prescribed path, you might get to destroy a civilization!
8. Excluding all Americans and English, which major or minor leader or general during World War II do you most resemble in personality, and why?
Franz Joseph II, Prince of Liechtenstein. He managed to keep Liechtenstein out of the war, even though just about every country around them was involved in it. Plus, he was the prince of a place called Liechtenstein. Funny name, Liechtenstein. Heh.
9. If you could change one thing about your current grocery store, what would it be and why?
They would figure out what I need and deliver it to my house for me. I hate going to the grocery store.
10. Tarzan lived during the 1930s, as played by Johnny Weismuller. He’s got to be dead by now. How do you think he died?
He probably tried to get all buddy buddy with a grizzly bear or something. Idiot.
11. A priest, a hooker, and Paris Hilton walk into a bar. What happens next?
Wait...Pairs Hilton isn't a hooker?
12. I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What number do you think it is?
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592...