[Bob Dole]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

1. You are at a party, and you meet a brand manager at Burger King. She mentions that she thinks the whole psychotic king ad theme is getting old, but she’s not sure. What do you say or do?

I inform them that while a novel idea initially, the effectiveness of the campaign has worn off. I suggest that they break from commercial advertising traditions, and create 1 more ad, that will signal to the buying public that the ad will be no more. I have a prepared story board in which The Burger KING is on a small row boat, it his robe is covered with Wendy's, Hardees and McD's stickers....the boat, filled with the transfatty products used by those companies on their fries. Suddenly, a newer boat, with a team of clean cut, handsome Burger King Employees roars into nearby hostile waters.....standing on the stern, the new Hero of a series of impending commercials draws back and looses a flaming arrow into the competition, and old kingpin of their campaign, bursting it into flames and sinking the boat.

It would have been better, if during the Darth Vader face-off, Darth Vader had removed his giant, misshapen head with his light sabre.