[Iowanian]

3. You are on a cruise ship with your boss when it hits an old Nazi sea mine and sinks. There are only two life preservers left, and you, your boss, and your boss’s prized rare medieval anvil are alone on the deck. What do you say or do?

Fortunately for me, the boss, who refused my raise and sent me to Toledo over Christmas looked away. I know have his prized anvil for sale on Ebay.



4. You and your boss are on your way to an interview. You arrive early and visit the restroom, and while inside you see a pair of feet under a stall and a competitor’s proposal sitting on the counter with another document titled, “Our Top-Secret Plan to Beat [your company]”. What do you say or do?

I quickly grab the secret plan, take it to the furthest stall, and after quickly scanning it and making mental cliff notes, I deficate inside the portfolio binder, and place it back where it was originally located.

I remove the wash clothes from the bowl on the sink, fill it with lukewarm water, reach my arm under the door of the stall, and dump it into the down trowsers of the competition. NoONE has a 'top secret plan' to remove food from my table and doesn't find a blast across the bow of his row boat.

I then exit the room and "accidently" walk by the table of the clients awaiting the competition, and make nice before leaving after presenting them my card.

Thats how I roll.