#1 You are right to a point, it was pretty lame from the start. How else do you get out sold by a catch phrase as weak as "I'm loving it"?
#2 I would bail, and chase the Nazi yelling "WHAT THE FU** DO I LOOK JEWISH?
#3 If you have a strong enough kick you and your anvil have a shot.
#4 I walk up to the boss with a shit eating grin and demand a raise.
#5 "Did you see the tits on that girl"?
#6 Say sure no problem, show up with 6 illeagals willing to work for 20 bucks and pose as friends willing to help.
#7 Astroid because striking at random is something I understand.
#8 Whats with the history crap? I don't think 80 year olds is going to be a target market.
#9 I would put everything I buy on one aisle.
#10 Was he the guy that did the monkey and started the whole AIDS thing?
#11 The hooker and Hilton get bombed and become friends after finding out how much they have in common, the Priest sits there bored wishing one of them would have brought a younger brother.
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The Trump campaign and Black Lives Matter movement are perfect for each other. Both sides filled with easily led and angry nitwits convinced they are victims~
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