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1. I would explain how a properly developed market research plan could help determine if the King had run his course and that with careful study we could find the 'next big thing' in the fast food market.
2. Nothing. Through extensive use of focus groups and careful trend analysis we have already determined that Nazis were likely to attempt a grenade attack on our office. However, through careful telephone polling, we determined that all remaining stocks of German potato masher style grenades are duds.
3. I would strap one life preserver to the anvil and take the other for myself. My boss can simply walk across the water to shore.
4. Nothing. Through sources that my boss needn't trouble himself about, I 'obtained' a copy of the competition's 'top secret' plan several weeks ago. Wasn't very good.
5. I would smile and wave to the boss, not interrupting my telephone conversation with the restaurant owner about how with proper research and analysis we can help double the profits of his new restaurant.
6. I would be sure to let my assistant know to be at the bossman's house at 9am on Saturday morning in work clothes. In fact, I would go the extra mile and call my assistant at 8:00am on Saturday to make sure she was on the way.
7. A planet....like Chiefs Planet.
8. General Georgy Konstantinovich Zhukov. Cool name, bad man.
9. They would stock pomegranate juice. I like pomegranate juice and they don't have it.
10. A broken heart.
11. They get all get a drink.
12. 47
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