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Situational Questions
1. Recommend that she does more market research by dropping questionnaires at her restaurants and asking the general public.
2. Realizing I have seconds before everyone is gonna get hurt, I do what anyone else would do….run for cover because if I survive I may be a senior manager or the president tomorrow.
3. Duh….I attach the two life preservers to the anvil and watch it float unharmed as the boss and I go down with the ship. Why? Because anvils don’t require food or water to survive..and will live for years out in the ocean until someone rescues it.
4. I grab that document and contact that companies manager telling him I have a proposal on how to beat their competitor and that I want to interview for a job.
5. I tell him that he owes me still for the check I covered.
6. Volunteer to help, but devise a plan that on the first anvil that I lift, my back will go out.
7. I would be Neptune, because in Roman mythology it was the name given to the Greek god of sea Poseidon.
8. Joseph Stalin… Stalin became the focus of massive adoration and even worship.
9. Get rid of double coupon day…EVERYDAY. They increase the price so you don’t save anything on the double coupon.
10. Cheetah and the cannibal tribe from Ungawa finally did him in
11. Satan appears and asks the priest what time it is. The priest isn’t carrying a watch and doesn’t know. He then looks at the hooker and asks what time it is. The hooker replies “dinner time?” Paris then chimes in “that’s hawt” and then Satan, the hooker, and Paris have a threesome while the priest prays in the corner for his time.
12. Well duh…69
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