Or tell them to look at the bright side
1) No more shit on the carpet.
2) you won't have to be jealous of the dog when you find it humping your old lady anymore.
3) No more fleas in the house
4) Think of all the money you will save on Dog Food.
5) No more piss on the chair leg
6)You won't have to worry about stepping in shit and tracking it back to work and everybody looking at you cause you smell like shit
I could go on but I have to go back to work.
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