There have been a couple maps done about it in the past. Here's one of 'em:
http://www.frappr.com/chiefsplanetmap (originally posted this past August)
http://www.frappr.com/chiefsplanet (not sure when this was done)
I'm in Emporia, KS for the next five days, but I'm moving to Denver after that. Emporia's not bad, though I wouldn't want to live the rest of my life here. I hope Denver will be a nice place to live if I can keep away from the Donkey stench.